Meet the scientists! The Money Tree was founded by a small group of former Soviet scientists under the leadership of Professor Itzall A. Puton. The professor had a passion for money and a green thumb to boot. At first he stumbled upon a method of growing small shrubs with flowering sushi menus. Then his scientists were able to alter the genetic structure of fruit trees so that they could produce money. Years of experimentation have lead to the money-producing trees, which can now be grown in the home garden. Because of the scientists' refugee status (and due to large outstanding college loans), the secret location of the Money Tree laboratory cannot be revealed. But for a limited time only, you too can grow fresh greenbacks in your own back yard. Each tree is fully guaranteed to grow. Please contact us with any questions you may have. We're here to help.

Professor Itzall A. Puton poses with his life's work.